The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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