why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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