Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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