Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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