That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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