I can tuck mytits in my pants
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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