im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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