I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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