dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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