fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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