I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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