i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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