Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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