I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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