I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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