Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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