no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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