pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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