thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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