I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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