I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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