she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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