She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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