But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Someone came in the potted fern
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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