You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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