I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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