yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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