Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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