dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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