haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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