She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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