That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
we should paint friendship bongs
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