We should be called the Road Head Warriors
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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