Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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