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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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