Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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