Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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