it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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