Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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