Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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