Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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