What a fucking waste of an outfit
where am i from again
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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