I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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