I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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