So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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