You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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