He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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