You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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