? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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