I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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